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My lip chap makes yo dick taste like newports.
washin off the taste off all 'a dem otha escorts

Nigga, I didnt know that shit was warts though
I thought your shit was extra crispy man, I dont know.

I give road head on public transportation
I gotta charge you double though, because of inflation.

Gotta pay for beaver weave, shit, thats right
Believe me, that shits on lock down tight



 


 
 
 
 
 
 
In my purse you know I be carryin that ranch dressin'
If i dont got it, then boy you know I be stressin'

Cuz I dont like dem veggies in my mouf without a little lube
I dont like that KY shit that comes inside da tube

Its  white and its thick, and it tastes like home
Put it on my wing dings, then suck on da bone

Got my baby carrots covered in it suck em dry
you know i do good at it baby, and I do it lookin fly

Put a little ranch on yo dick baby, make it taste so good
KY aint on no foodstamps, this shit is hood.


I can take down the carrots, but I dont do no cauliflower
I aint goin to no planned parenthood, gettin tested  every hour

Dem tests is real hard, nigga i never study good
But Im good at gettin pregnant like a black girl should.

Everytime I go, Nigga im seein red
Cuz everytime I go they tell me Im bakin bread.

Throw some ranch on my box, baby eat that shit up
its like some biscuits and gravy nigga, i dont give a fuck
.
Eat my pussy deep, chew on the lips,
fingerfuck that shit and get slapped by my tits

Lube them up in ranch and fuck my world up
Because I love a dirty nigga who likes to  fuck


<3

SHANI BABY 2010 MY NIGGAS
 
 
 
 
 
 
SOOOOO U KNOW HOW I GOT MY KID SHONTONDRA BENTLEY, WELL MARCUZ IS TRYIN TO SAY I BE LIKE PROSTITUTIN AND SHIT AND GITTN DHS ALL UP IN MAH SHIT. THEY BE ALL LIKE "Shaniqua, Shontondra doenst have an adequate diet" IN THEY WHITE ASSZ HONKY VOICES ND SHIT LIKE DEY KNOW SUM SHIT ABOUT SHIT N ALL. DEY AINT NOTHIN WRONG WIT KETCHUP AND SALT AND SHIT. SEE, IM WHAT DEM WHITE PPL CALL "Thrifty' AINT NOTHIN WRONG WITH GOIN TO OL COUNTRY BUFFET AND STEALIN THE SHIT THEY HONKIES PUT ON SHIT TO MAKE IT GOOD. RANCH DRESSIN IS GOOD FOR DA SOUL AND FO DA BODY.

THEY BE ALL  LIKE, "Shaniqua, what do you do with all of the money the state of MIchigan gives you?" I SAY ARE YOU FUKIN KIDDIN ME? HAZ YOU SEEN MY WEAVE YOU WHITEASS BITCH? I LOOK FLY ASSS HAYLLLL!

THEY DONT UNDERSTAND DAT I AINT NO HO, N SHONTONDRA GOIN BE JUS LYKE HER MOMMA ONE DAY BEIN A FAMOUS RAPPA N SHIT. YOU KNOW HOW I DO BITCHES.


IMABOUT TO GO ON MAURY OR SOMESHIT, CUZ THIS SHIT AINT WRITE.
 
 
 
 
 
 
lil weezy lyke sent dis shyt to me befo he was all mainstream n shit.
YEAH WE HAD A THANG !11 WHAT OF IT? HE DICK TASTED LIKE DEM MILK DUDZ.



My dearest Shani, I know last night when I didnt call you back you were upset. BUT GIRL QUIT BLOWIN UP MAH PHONE N SHIT.

(He din mean dat, I only call him once, and my girl LIssyandria call him twice and my mama call him 3 time and my brother shondrel call him 5 timez.)

I say she taste like feet
she need to wipe it better on the crapper
So I make her use the crapper


She she said lick me
Like a lollipop
She said lick me
Like a lollipop
She said lick
Like a lollipop
Her pussy stank
aint nothin like no lollipop

I just wanna hump
and she just want dat tongue
I just wanna hump
and get all up on
her lovely lady lumps


Come On
Okay
Lil mama had a nap like mine
She even wear her hair
in her gooch like mine
I tell her its aight
but i know im lyin'
Man
She ain't never had a tongue like mine
Man
I ain't never seen an no beaver like hers
That shit in my mouth
Had me at a loss for words
I had to back it up
Like berp berp
And that shit make me jump
Like jerp jerp
And thats when she

Sh-Sh-She said lick me
Like a lollipop
Sh-Sh-She said lick me
Like a lollipop
Sh-Sh-She said lick me
Like a lollipop
Sh-Sh-She said lick me
Like a lollipop

Shawty want that tongue
But i aint with dat cunt
Shawty want dat tongue
and I'd just like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps



Okay
After you back it up
Then stop
clean It shawty
clean It
Drop it like its hot
Do do do it shawty
Girl stop
Shawty got a pussy rank like fish
made me take my grill out and swish
Shawty girl made me fuckin wish
That it didnt taste like a red lobster dish
Can't hit
But shawty dip it, dip it,
Like I can't do dis
And I can't do this
And you cant wash that
Shawty need a refund
Needa bring that pussy back
Just like a refund
I make her bring that shit back
And she bring that shit back
Because I aint gonna hit it like that

Shawty dis thug
but i aint with dat cunt
Shawty want dat tongue
but I aint with that love.



Dont Call me
When you can get it fresh for me
C-Call me
wehn you pussy dont smell like deep blue sea


I get my tarter sauce
And drop down like it's hot
And when I'm at the bottom
I see a message in a bottle
Middle of the legs
Rather get some head
Rather get some head
Rather get some head
I said hmmmm you should do that
Say hmmmm you should do that
I said hmmmm you should do that
Dont Call me
So I can come and scuba for ya
Dont Call me
So I can find some treasure for ya
Dont Call me
so I can fight the sea with for ya
Dont Call me
Cuz yo pussy tastes like tuna
 
 
 
 
 
 
Dizz shyt about mah boi K. Mart.

(Dizz zisss da REMIXXXXXX) WHAT?

Somtin be ticklin de back uh my skull,
gaggin n shit when i gots my mouf full

he big, n he black an he in my mouf
he luhs da big grrrl who loves goin south

Muh weave be swayin cuz im da shit
i swallow dat shit pro, i aint gonna spit

(chorus)

Cuz I

(sing) I luh givin hed to mah thuggg
he mah man and he pay me fo' mah luhhhhve

I say i want dough,
he gives me some mo'

Cuz I

I luh givin head to mah thughhh
he mah man fosho' n he pay me fo mah love.

Im like Maya angelou, wit his big ear of corn.

TI (background)(gimmie mo' buttah baby)


Im like a squirrel n shit fondlin dem acornZ

(/Chorus)

im on dat shit like a sale at da dollar dime
I do it once, then I do it a second time

im all about mah manz junk
and mah humps

im like fergie n shit gettin love on my lady lumps.

I shoot wicked rhymes about da times, hopin dey chillinz learn from me,
Im inspiration to most, cuz Im bomb like Doug Funny

i spit da truth about lovin head
I push yo shit down and git you into bed

(chorus)

Cuz I

(sing) I luh givin hed to mah thuggg
he mah man and he pay me fo' mah luhhhhve

I say i want dough,
he gives me some mo'

Cuz I

I luh givin head to mah thughhh
he mah man fosho' n he pay me fo mah love.

Im like Maya angelou, wit his big ear of corn.

TI (background)(gimmie mo' buttah baby)


Im like a squirrel n shit fondlin dem acornZ
(/Chorus)

TI

Mah gurl, knows shes the shit,
while shes takin it

I gotta handful weave
the bitch be gettin a disease

but she know it

(Yeah she know it.)

My gurl six foot two
curls like a jew,
eatin her food,
while we doin the dew

And she (sings) luhs givin head to her thug
Blowin dis thug on an oriental rug

I aint never lettin dis bitch go
Imma keep her in my trunk like a garden hoe.


/TI

(Repeat chorus to epic fade)


 
 
 
 
 
 
Yo my baby daddy aint mah man
nigga u need to kno u wasnt a part of mah plan

Yo assz cant keep me down, I aint gonna front
while you lookin at me while u smokin yo blunt.

Yo assz aint payin mah billz
Instead u out buyin yo dope ass grillz

You wux mah One time thang, it was a big mistake
u think iz yo bitch I laugh in yo face

Dis sistah got it goin on, it aint too late,
I be goin out, thong up over mah waist

But bitch, you aint shit, and Im cravin some dick,
Ladies, date like a playa, or get played like a bitch.
 
 
 
 
 
 
In West Echo Park, I was born and raised,
Thats where mah big ass thighs, they started to chafe


I grew mah nailsz out long, and gotsz some bangin ass weaves
Kept my mayo under mah pillow to deter dem thieves

I grew mah toenailsz long, buyin shoes a size too large
all dey niggaz need to know who be the head bitch in charge

I be rollin on twenties and i dont mean my wheels
You see what i be talkin bout be the size of mah heelsz.

Niggaz be snortin angel dust, raisin' hell and den bitchin
but i be snortin Cheeto dust in my ghetto assz kitchen.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I gotsz the weave down unda
you best be feelin mah thunda

bitches aint got shit on mah locks
The best damn weft on the east side blocks

If y'allz bitches got dey weaves say Hayy

Hayyy

My nails dey be reppin the Wolverine
My assz is the Original Ghetto Queen

I be doin dem braids
workin dey pomadesz

Carrot Oil on da scalp
You know what I be all about


You think you gotsz skills let me see wut chu gotsz
I'll play u assz and chu nappy locks

From Shar to Oprah come on bitch pleaze,
all dees bitchesz, they all gotz weaves,

Am I a bitch, gurl Im sayin yes,
I be knockin deez hoes and dey nappy wefts